so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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