i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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