Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Green mimosas i think yes
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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