I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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