When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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