yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
