And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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