I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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