me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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