Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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