We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Randomize
