Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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