Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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