he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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