dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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