Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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