If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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