Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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