I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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