You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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