All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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