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Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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