I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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