Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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