So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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