i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
