She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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