yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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