The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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