Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
