I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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