I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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