The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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