in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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