he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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