I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
dude. I can hear the air.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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