The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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