I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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