no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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