Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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