i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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