Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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