Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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