Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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