What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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