I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Randomize
