im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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