Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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