Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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