Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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