I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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