at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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